He let that bitch `kristina` ban me from the DSM chat server after I told her she was getting on my dayam nerves acting like she was the #dsm groupie. She gives NO DSM CONTENT whatsoever. Even Oren and PSX give more DSM content. All she ever does is titillate the channel by saying she's going to pass images of herself around...WTF. Either that, or she comes into the channel asking where toothy is...sounds JUST LIKE a DSM groupie!
After the ban, I went back in and asked her why she did it...Cadaver jumps in like she's been sucking him and he's going to start losing his freebies. He then bans me after I gave him some words, then I really let him hear about his Vietnamese girlfriend (hence the page topic). After all these years of him mouthing off to people like he's a White Chris Tucker, he lost itcouldn and klined me. He couldn't take it. After all those years of giving his own .02, he couldn't take as well as he gave. The fucker doesn't have any type of backbone whatsoever.
It was sorta funny, watching him get all pissed about how I was talking to his girlfriend. I've done it before and I knew he would get all pissed off again...that's exactly why I did it. I kept /msg'ing him about it too, until he klined me. If you haven't seen this guy in IRC, you really need to get your ass over there. He has this nice plush job, owns a nice plush pad and a nice plush Toyota Supra that he constantly brags about. If he breaks a nail, he'll probably cry like a bitch! And, he's the first person to try to talk bad about a military person. There's NO WAY he'd last, even through Basic Training. He won't even do his own car maintenance! And we don't need anymore cocky officers -- Cad would mouth off at someone higher ranking and get kicked out because he can't keep his fucking mouth shut. I mean, he's the type of person that would tell his mom to, "shut up, bitch!"
This dude is all about material items, which usually isn't all that bad, but he's the King of Yuppie, Mr. Uppidy, a ManBitch! After an hour of him and his cocky comments, one nite I called him that... Uppidy. Man, he seemed to get upset. It was funny as hell. He's about the only one in the whole fucking world who doesn't think he's a cockbag and he gets offronted when I call him uppidy. I coulda picked a more lewd word, but fuck it, that cheesy word shut him up for about 20 minutes.
About a month later, I was giving someone the URL to my site and he decided to check it out. He starts telling everyone to check out my resume because I used to be a security guard. Like that's something bad. There's people in #dsm that still live with their moms and pops. Then he proceeds to try to analyze my resume, like he's gonna hire me or something! That bitch has never broken a nail... He sits on #dsm telling people how shitty their cars and lives are, just because they don't own a Supra or aren't making $100K a year. He doesn't even change his own fucking oil and has the damned nerve to critique someone's mods.
The kicker is, some guys there say, "He's not a bad guy in person." Yeah, probably because someone will hand him his own head if he talked that shit in their face.
Once he said that he told some Full Metal Jacket joke (the one about the "niggers and a basketball" -- "how do you get 25 niggers in a volkswagen? Throw in a basketball," or some shit like that) to his girlfriend's dad. Her dad is from Vietnam. Cadaver said her father laughed his ass off at that joke, because he can't stand black people. I then asked Cad why the hell was this guy in America. He comes to America bitching about people who were there before him. I told Cad that if his girlfriend's father didn't like Black Americans that he should go the hell back to his VC home... and you bet your ass her father was FOB (fresh off the boat) when he first arrived en-country. Wouldn't you know, Cadaver was almost speechless. He sure didn't have a problem telling that joke on the server though. Aimed it right at me. I was chatting with someone else and he made it a point to tell ME...you just know he was trying to slight a black man in his face. That kinda backfired.
His favorite phrase on IRC is, "I'm 6'X, 195lb," like he's packing a sixpack and he's at 3% bodyfat. I've seen bigger and taller, and I'm not all that much lighter than he is. I'm sure if he talked that shit to me in person like he does in IRC, I'd put my foot in his ass sideways.
His next favorite brag is that his girlfriend is Vietnamese and is like 90lb. He once even told me her family doesn't care if he called them gooks. He's really one for racial slurs...he said that they are only words. He then said he called her brother a gook once and that he didn't do anything. I asked him if he'd call his girlfriend one, and he couldn't give me a straight answer. Now, what girlfriend, black, yellow, white, brown, or whateverthefuck, would put out after her boyfriend called her that. If she did, she's a dumb fuck.
He NEXT favorite brag is his Supra...a 400hp, high 13 second car! Hell, MY car is almost as quick and I'm only running approx 250hp! He'll brag ALL day about his Supra but when you talk about racing one from a standstill he's state that his car isn't built for drag racing. Then it's a piece of shit...IMO. He's only stating that it's a highway car because he can't launch the POS and get good times out of it. But if you tell him that, he'll feel slighted and start calling you nigger or piece of shit and call your girlfriend a slut...or he'll start picking through your resume and slighting it. Just think of how he'll treat his toddler if he gets pissed off. That dude has some real issues. Plus, the guy rode a motorcycle for less than a year and he thinks he's the motorcycle guru king. The asshole fell off and hasn't ridden since (or something like that...ask him, I'm sure he'll give you some excuse).
He once banned and klined Shingo for calling his girl a slut. Cadaver was calling Shingo's girlfriend a slut mexican and Shingo starts calling Cad's girlfriend a VC whore fuckee suckee! Once again, Cadaver dished out the insults but in the end, couldn't take one himself. Why the hell is Cadaver getting so upset about someone calling his girlfriend a slut, unless its true or something...hrmm.
And what exactly did I say to get klined from the DSM server? Exactly what Shingo said! I knew it would get under Cadaver's skin so I said it, in CAPITAL letters and multiple times, and when I got banned, I kept /msg'ing it to him, until I got booted from the whole server. I then sent him ONE email about 3 big paragraphs long, and it stated that he couldn't keep me out forever, I'd eventually be back in and would be persistent (not a nuisance to the entire server, just HIM). I mentioned a few more things about his VC girlfriend.
Now, I'm married to an American Asian woman. I usually don't say things like this at all. I'm a totally nice guy, online and in person. I've met a few DSMers personally, and they would probably say I'm a decent guy. I call his girlfriend names only because I know it bothers Cadaver. Do I REALLY give a fuck though? Hell no. I say what I say and I'm sometimes a bit moody. Bottom line: when it concerns Cadaver, I let it all hang out. Besides, if he's going to be racially immodest, why shouldn't I? He's a dick with cockwarts.
Cadaver's NOT going to dictate how I talk on #dsm. Hell no. Not if Morgan and Eric and Alex and Corey and Ari, and all those others with 'Diceman' tongues aren't regulated. Cadaver's doing what Aaron did, right before he fell like the Romans did. I'm kinda angry with myself that I helped sanction Cadaver now. Anyways, Cadaver's never going to control me. He may THINK he's got an upper hand in all this, but eventually, he's going to be broken down like Aaron was.
Why am I writing all of this and broadcasting it? Well, I can't very well give my own version of the story if I'm klined, now can I? You just KNOW Cadaver is talking shit on #dsm like his mouth has the runs. He likes to take advantage of people like that, talking shit. He's pretty much white trash, IMO. Anyone with the attitude he has is a fucking loser. Oh, now let's not hedge on the terminology of what white trash is. I KNOW what most people think it is. Here's what it REALLY is: whites thinking they are better than someone that is other than white, regardless of their status. So, he's not poor like most white trash people...I didn't say POOR white trash. That's a whole different category. No matter how long Cadaver works at his job, I've been living longer than he has, I've more overall job experience than he has, and I busted my first nut when he was still in kindergarden. Money, employment, and car status does not a better person make. I've been places he will NEVER see, not even if he paid. I've seen things that would make him gag. He's all status quo and fluff. He has nothing that I can't get on my own. He can't say the same about ME. So, I had a security guard job. And? I had car payments to make. GSNT got his NT Eclipse REPO'd and he wasn't the only one.
I've been on the channel since he's klined me too. Easy to do. I'll keep doing it, using the same nick until he gets familiar with it, then let him know who it really is. It'll piss him off. It'll show him he's not the IRC master he thinks he is. He isn't so smart that he can cover ALL the bases. It'll be good to let him THINK that until I want him to know.
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